When I was in high school, my Dad, all the boys called him Ed, taught me a life lesson. The fourth of 5 boys, I was pretty much left to my own supervision. I came home very late one night, probably after a beer or two. I told a tale that could only have made sense to me. Ed looked at me, very serious, and said, “you can fool everyone but yourself.” I am guessing that the Wanker did not receive such introspective advice at a key moment in his youth. It is obvious or most likely that the Weaving Wanker believes the vitriolic, nonfactual, absurdities he spews.
It was reported that the Cockwomble stated he had not heard of a Category 5 storm. I suppose a climate denier might not realize the degree of potential destruction from such a phenomenon. Milton is one of the largest storms ever spun up in our recorded history. The storm was accompanied by a staggering number of life and property threatening tornadoes on its southern perimeter. Amazing, the scientists understand the potential for wind events around a hurricane. Oh, I forgot, this whole climate thing is a hoax. If nothing else convinced you not for vote for the “bad gene” boys, the fate of our planet is on a slippery slope. You could also consider that they are lying about the efforts of FEMA to bring relief.
In a very newsworthy proclamation, MTG, really someone that goes without any possible adequate description, gave away the Democrat’s secret weapon. Did you not know that they can “control the weather”. This same MAGA-nificent malady of the GOP called “climate change the new covid.” Earlier she discovered that Jewish space lasers were to blame for California wildfires. In the interim, an earthquake in New Jersey and a solar eclipse are clear evidence that “God is sending America signs to tell us to repent.” This moon ball has 3.7 million followers on X—they must be under the influence of the blue beams of light from the space lasers.
Not to be outdone. The “bad gene boys” continue to double down on the Haitian immigrants eating dogs and cats. How in the hell could someone vote for them?
Finally, I am starting to consider conspiracy theories as a guiding force. Thursday at 11:17 eastern time, the earth was hit by a rare CME. Yes, a coronal mass ejection, created by a giant X class flare on our Sun. The flare creates a “geomagnetic storm” that hits earth and can potentially disrupt communication. The highest level of CME is a G5. I feel certain this is a sign; one we should enjoy while we can. The picture above was taken by Lisa, our next-door friend in McCall last night. Northern lights that may well be seen as far south as Alabama. Nothing like a good old G4 or G5 CME.
As I discussed the rambling rally speeches of the X- President and the suggestion that he eventually makes some point, I told my daughter, I just wish he would “weave us alone.”
I am opting for a brighter future for our country, the leadership required will be best placed in the hands of Harris/Walz.
Mike
Weave me Alone
