Jimmy Kimmel has survived the freedom of press assaults, I wish Colbert were back. Kimmel is not holding back on his serious but satirical take on the Narcissist in charge. I hope you have seen the 2.6-meter (8.5 foot) gold covered statue of the President of the United States. The work of a Danish artist, Jens Galschiot, it depicts a nude #47, (creepy) holding a gold club, squishing a smaller man who is sinking under the weight. The statue was unveiled at the European Parliament in France. The work is a not so subtle criticism of the Wanker and his hindering of global efforts to address climate change. Kimmel described this work of art with a reference to the huge “badonkadonk” on the statue.
I had to do a bit of research but the word is an African American slang term for a shapely or prominent rear end. Trace Adkins had a chart topping country song in 2005, titled, “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” which unfortunately is focused on shapely dancing women. I did think one lyric hit home with me as I relate it to the end of the Wanker’s reign of destruction…”hate to see her go but glad to watch her leave”. I am now a supporter of putting Trump on Mount Rushmore, what could be a more fitting as a contrast to our American heroes than the carved in granite “badonkadonk” of the “King of Injustice.” Let freedom ring.
I have enjoyed the meme stream since Senator Eric Schmitt botched his “gotcha” attempt with special counsel Jack Smith. Schmitt had a poster of text messages that proved Smith was conspiring with Fani Willis and met at a Hawk’s basketball game. Smith is unflappable and very smart and decoded the message in a calm manner. He was at an Iowa Hawkeye game to watch Caitlin Clark but not in Atlanta. The supercilious Senator was left with only a sadly stupid smirk on his face. Schmitt had help with this gaff as the also supercilious and super smarmy Senator Kennedy remarked that this made him ‘throw up in his mouth’. They failed to consider that Jack Smith tells the truth in all circumstances and he does not operate at their level, he is not impeachable. By the by, the facts prove The Orange Twat is guilty of the January 6th crime and the classified document case.
Back to the plethora of “meme’s” which made light of the ‘Schmitt’ show. The word was coined in l976 by a British evolutionary biologist, who wanted a short word to describe a “unit of cultural transmission or imitation.” It is a unique word. So a bit of humor: “did you not assist with the defection of Captain Ramius and his ship, the Red October?” No sir that was Jack Ryan. “We’re you not the captain of the notorious pirate vessel the Black Pearl?” No sir, that was Jack Sparrow. “Is it not true that you rendered Secretary Hegseth incapable of speaking coherently or walking in a straight line?” No sir, that was Jack Daniel’s. “We’re you born in a crossfire hurricane?” No sir, that Jumping Jack Flash. There are more, but to close “We’re you or were you not in London in the fall on l888?” No sir that Jack the Ripper. Ba da boom. No surprise, the Republican led committee did not want Smith back to testify.
So many other things to comment on–I can only hope the Iron Dome covers San Diego and Los Angeles. Please consider your support for Todd Achilles, Lori Hickman, John Stegner and Prop 1-Idaho needs a change. Enjoy the last few days of our Native American summer weather. Mike